September's Joke of the Month
September 5th, 2012 at 1:26 pm   starstarstarstarstar      

A man was charged with three felonies having to do with a major violent crime.  The man's family takes a collection and hires the best criminal defense attorney in town.  The attorney visits the crime scene, interviews witnesses, takes his own photographs, and obtains the police crime lab's reports.  He visits his client in jail.

 

Lawyer:   “There is good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”  

 

The man: “Give me the bad news; maybe the good news will cheer me up after.” 

 

Lawyer: “The bad news is the blood sample obtained from the crime scene matches your DNA. They have an iron clad case against you.  You will be going to prison for years.”  

 

The man: “Well what then is the good news?”

 

Lawyer: "The good news is that your cholesterol is perfect."

 
Posted in Random, Gear, Safety, Motorcycles by Jason Waechter
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